SEX PLEASE, WE’RE SIXTY
by Michael Parker, Susan Parker
Director: Luisa Romeo
This modern farce requires actors of approximate playing age 50+ (4F, 2 M) and is going to be a lot of fun for cast and audiences alike.
Audition Dates
1pm+ Sunday 15 December 2024
7pm+ Monday 16 December 2024
Where?
Strathmore Theatrical Arts Group
50 Loeman St, Strathmore VIC 3041
Audition Format
Auditions will be held in individual 15-minute slots. Please familiarise yourself with the audition scene listed for your chosen character/s (follow the link below). You will not be expected to memorise any lines in preparation for your audition, however you should consider your accent, body language and mannerisms.
Audition Bookings
Please email the director, Luisa, at luisaro888@gmail.com to book your audition time.
If you have any other questions, please email the director.
Characters
(All ages are approximate)
All roles require American accents.
Bud Davis – 65+
A ladies-man, though seemingly weak and frail-looking. At first glance, he appears to have one foot in the grave but is actually quick-witted and physically strong. “Bud the Stud” charms female guests with his silver tongue and sexual prowess. Role requires physical comedy.
Mrs Stancliffe – 55+
A severe woman, precise in speech and straight-laced. The owner of Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast, she runs her establishment with an iron fist. Initially hesitant to Henry’s advances, she eventually reneges and loosens up.
Henry Mitchell – 55+
A mild-mannered retired chemist who seeks Mrs Stancliffe’s companionship. He has proposed to her daily for twenty years. He has developed a new medicine to help women cope with menopause.
Victoria Ambrose – 50+
A renowned romance writer who is unlucky in her own love life.
Hillary Hudson – 50+
A friend of Henry, she is articulate and sophisticated.
Charmaine Beauregard – 50+ Southern U.S. accent
A quintessential southern belle with a lust for romance.
Season
MARCH 2025 – 13, 14, 15, 16 & 19, 20, 21, 22.
For more information, please click on the following link:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16UmaGdIMu715xE3Jk6eN-f0YBVSALnVkVunkE66WDaI/edit?usp=drivesdk